okay this reminds me of that one time in Young Marines

I was really anemic and had been hardcore working out and being yelled at all day

and we were standing at attention and i could barely see shit

i was literally looking at this flag in a way where it would disappear

i was that out of it

so anyways in my delusional almost fainting state i saw this one guys head

it was freshly shaved for the Young Marines and covered in glistening sweat

I like that butch look but i don’t think that jerzia could pull it off but i like guys with long hair too so w/e

and i started fainting a little more and i wondered what it would be like to chew on his head

not in a mean way, it was like…. erotic. I have no idea. Don’t ask me what’s sexy when i’m passed out. I do some weird shit when i’m asleep

Yeah and when i’m asleep I can talk in complete sentences

I can carry on conversations

That is all

Why are 140 people subscribed to me oh my god

(Source: radroachmeat, via futuramamoments)